- (via h-auptgewinn)
when i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.